A jungle witch doctor was called to treat man with a high fever. He made a medicine with the eye of toad, the liver of a snake, the heart of a rat, six black beetles and a half of cockroach, all mixed together with slime from the local river.
The next day he went to see his patient and found him no better. "Oh dear," said the doctor. "Maybe you had better try a couple of aspirin."
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