female brain

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The f amily members sat silently as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


(my relative sent me this email..and this is very kakakakak....)

A jungle witch doctor

A jungle witch doctor was called to treat man with a high fever. He made a medicine with the eye of toad, the liver of a snake, the heart of a rat, six black beetles and a half of cockroach, all mixed together with slime from the local river.
The next day he went to see his patient and found him no better. "Oh dear," said the doctor. "Maybe you had better try a couple of aspirin."

photo of your wife

To check the character of the prospective department head, the boss says: "It's assume you to go to my house and ring the doorbell. My wife invites you in, but tells you that i wont be home for another two hours. What would you do?"
The applicant hesitates, then asks, "Could you let me see photo of your wife?"